canisbeta:

crabbshaveabs:

canisbeta:

ALT

I ordered a custom crepe and it seems the chef approves of my design

They sent you a crepe in an envelope???

ALT

IT’S THE LID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭

ALT

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

thesmallestclown:

zaraxy:

slaaneshimole:

immentallydeficient-deactivated:

immentallydeficient-deactivated:

okay i just realized they meant “fascist” and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier

The faggots dont claim him

The faggots dont claim him

The faggots dont claim him

The council has spoken. Send him to the gayless wastes.

hexedgelphie:

lumon sending their four craziest bitches on an outdoor retreat with the most overworked man in the company and a child as the only supervision

runoutofsteam:

Severance, 2x04

halles-comet:

the Helena reveal

stewy:

lived a hater. died a hater. a true lover. #rip

consultingfujoshi:

the real reason they had to remove helly r and then kill irving b immediately after bringing her back is because lumon knew if they were allowed to exist in their current states together the company would be in ashes within the hour. the old gay and evil redhead duo would be too powerful. they had to make them enemies instead they had no choice

noodlearg:

fuck. can i just say something. travis kelce gets on stage at the eras tour and swifties cheer. when he shows up to her shows, he’s seen as a supportive boyfriend. but taylor swift is shown on screen at the super bowl for 5 seconds and the entire stadium boos. the president of the united states even posts about it. they say she’s “ruining football”. if you can’t see the double standard here, you are part of the problem.

gaynfl:

HAPPY DAY!!!!!!!!!!

technofeudalism:

probably not a great sign for capitalist hegemony when even the facebook crowd can’t take this seriously

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

being called “cringe” by another tumblr user is just so…………..my sibling in christ u are also on the app

roadwhores:

roadwhores:

“we need to bring back x” it starts with YOU

“we need to bring back inviting people over for coffee and cake” invite people over for coffee and cake. “we need to start watching films on dvd” start watching films on dvd. don’t wait for something to become a trend to start doing it.

skygenders:

skygenders:

We got one very hilarious win

Normal person in my replies right now.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said “actually they’re siblings who disapprove of each other’s life choices”

littleguysdaily:

spooksier:

spooksier:

spooksier:

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil